Poem by a Bear Cub

The river is cool
Mommy took me fishing 2day
I scared teh fish awai
she nipped me on the reer.

we saw humanz fishing
they saw us fishing
I peed in teh river.

Mommy said hello
the Humans ran awai
they don't understand us

sometimes I like to spi on them.

when they go to bed, I pee on their car
and sit by their table
and wonder why I don't have a thumb.
if I did I'd play Gameboy all day.