Poetry From A Bear Cub (A Sonnet)

The river is cool, I saw Pepsi cans
Mommy took me fishing at the river.
I scared the fish away, she smacked me hard.
We saw Humans fishing – they saw us too!
I peed in the river. Mommy said ‘Hi’.
The Humans ran away, they don’t know us.
Mommy went and wept under a big tree.

Sometimes I like to spy on the Humans.
When they go to bed, I pee on their car
and I sit by their table wondering,
wondering why that moose cries at sundown,
and wondering why I don’t have a thumb.
If I did, I would play gameboy all day
and console that crying moose at sundown.