WHAT a sight
did I see!
it
was a bazaar!
let me tell
you this -
it
was quite bizarre!
a man, a
dove, a turtle, a trick
a
rope, a ladder, and an afro pick!
the turtle
jumped - I swear to God
the
dove impaled it with a red hot rod!
the man, oh
MAN, it was nuts
shot
the dove and ate the guts!
he propped
the ladder on the stage
and
slapped himself in fits of rage!
he combed
the audience for a suitable mate
but
he ended up with someone less than great!
the man
grabbed the rope and tied the pick
and
the next part, oh DAMN, it made me sick!
the selected
gal climbed the ladder
and
he hoisted her up higher and higher!
but the rope
and the pick didn't agree
so
down she went like bags of potpourri!
he tried to
catch her but he failed
and
everyone's face was white and pale!
she landed
on him head first - feet last
so
we all fled the bazaar quick and fast!
so here I am
telling you this story -
avoid
bazaars they're weird and gory!
I'm scared scarred
and forever hurt
so
I'll make this statement quick and curt!
I drank a
gallon of generic pesticide
soon
I'll have committed suicide!
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