thanks rube goldberg
bottle raised to mouth pulling
string attached to lever attached to fork striking
switch turning stove on heating the water
boiling sending
steam onto washcloth
now soaked with steam
sent downwards to sleeping dog
slapped on the face by soaking washcloth
wakes up hits head on plywood
reverberations shake vase
falls on seesaw
opens up rabbit cage
rabbit runs to carrot
carrot detaches from slingshot
beads thrown out window
lands on car
alarm rings
girlfriend wakes up slaps me on the face
and asks me to never do this again
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