summer dreams

as papwurst the draconian prince
      fought the bearded grizzly bear

lumpy the pissing wizard took me aside
  and told me:
        this is where mohawks come to die
and I thought of all the douchebags
  who sported mohawks who all
eventually shaved it off to conform to
society.

papwurst's liver burst
  and the bear ate it off the ground

its beard was grey and full of leaves
  and sand -

I was entranced

a helicopter flew above us
          showering me with gasoline and dirt
and I fell down an apartment complex
  watching the ground fly towards
  me as I could only stare and think
of my previous life.

I thought
      'wow i'm miserable'
and I woke up