miracle whip

think a new drug is in order

            need a new drug

think light hearted and

   readily accessible

just want to hang out with

   gamer chicks and hang out

   in dorm rooms and buy cans of reddi-whip

            or is it more cool to buy aerosol cans?

need to feel like flying but falling

   need to choke my brain out

   of the air it already lacks

            need to feel needed...

don't like the taste of reddi-whip

            is cool whip cooler than reddi-whip?

   just wanna do whip-its with

   cute alt baguettes