this is what she said (sort of)

I like that it's
    short

That's what makes it
    good

Maybe that's why we
    gel

Like peanut butter and
    jam

Or lemon rinds and
    shrimp

Or that stupid line from that stupid movie,
    Juno

"You are the cheese to my macaro -
    ni"

What a lame way to say you're
    cheap