2:22am
me: i just punched a hole in the wall
you: cool,
did you find anything
me: a baby
branchiosaur and four jolly ranchers
you: can i
have some or is that illegal
me: i think
you can eat a branchiosaur but not babies
you: oh damn
i can feel my laptop burning my thighs
me: i'm at a
table reading
you: you're
full of shit
me: no, i
think you are
you: no i
think you are
me: no, i
think you are
you: no i
think you are shit
me: ok
you: ok
3:14am
me: i cried
while watching the view today wondering why people watch this show and why the
earth is so round like a soccer ball and if we get kicked around by god
or some
god-like alien
you: that's
cool; i lay in my bed watching the ceiling for six hours while pretending i
was pregnant
me: did you
get pregnant
you: with a
branchiosaur named damien
me: i think
i will sleep
3:36am
you: come
sleep with me
me: maybe i
will lay on my back and pretend i'm pregnant
you: ok
me: let's
eat green pea pods together.
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