four scores and like, seven years
ago our fathers like brought forth
upon this like continent a new
nation conceived in Liberty and like
dedicated to the proposition that like
all men are created equal.
like are you listening to me?
now we are engaged in like
a great Civil War like testing
whether that nation or like any
nation so like conceived or something
and like so dedicated can long
endure. We are like met here
on like a great battlefield of
like that war and some stuff.
Basically like we won the war
on slaves I think and like
these dead shall have life not
died in vain like that this
nation shall have like a new birth
of like freedom and this government
of like the people, by the
people, and like for the people
like shall not perish from the
earth or something cool you know?
wrote michael (h.c.) koh