davy crockett

did you guys hear?
  davy crockett coldcocked a bear!

the bear was being bullish towards his bear wife
  so crockett calmly stepped out

pointed to the bear and bellowed

you should've seen the surprised
  look on bear's face!

crockett threw a crooked punch
  hit bear square on the jowls

down bear went, bowling over boulder tables
  head first on to the floor

goddamn that crockett -rocket punch
  knocks bears down and panties too

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