Set the Trend, Pig

Look on the news, it’s swine flu in New York. Look it up on Google, I’m not lying. Soon enough we’ll all get that virus.
I’m so jealous of the first bro to get swine. To be the first to spread the trend? I’d jump on that train first before yall.
Soon it’ll be ‘cool’ for you to have swine. The ones that don’t have swine would be ‘uncool’ and be ‘losers’.
People can call us ‘pigsters’ but we’ll all hate that term.
Damn, I wish I was the first altbro to get swine yall.